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conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

sadsongsforcatlovers:

trumpetangst:

tessen:

tatehorror:

casualbutthole:

if youre having a bad day just watch this

i bet they’re best friends now

what did I just watch

this is so great

bless

dejavu394:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

The emperors new groove got it right

dejavu394:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

The emperors new groove got it right

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

methhomework:

turn up for jesus

methhomework:

turn up for jesus

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

seventeen magazine, august 1996